Life is Funny

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth)


k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…
k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls
a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday 
a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath 
a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown 
a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it
either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…

k3nj1litt:

the beauty we learn behind this aweful tragedy from the young pure souls

  1. a boy give his life jacket and give all his life to help his classmate… he die as a hero on his birthday
  2. a young selfless ship attendant help distribute life jackets to passenger and stay behind until her last breath
  3. a 6 years old brother who give his life jacket to his 5 years old sister and wispher comfort even his fate is still unknown
  4. a student who yell for rescuer to take a small child from his arms even the ferry is sinking and he still on it

either u’re gone or safe or still missing my thought and pray goes for you…may your soul rest in peace and hope miracles exist so u can be with your love again and be safe…

(Source: facebook.com)


ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!


transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.